Dear Free Agents

Dear Free Agents:

Hey big 3, how's your summer going? Looks like the 3 of you have a lot on your plates. Take your time and do what's right for your family and all but let's not forget about your fans. For 4 years now everyone in the world have been waiting for this week and you guys are playing too many games. Let me start with you King James, the way you are treating your would be bosses is just disgusting. First off, to have them come to you instead of having the common courtesy to go to there offices and meet with them is so disrespectful. These guys are offering to give you more money than you have now, there offering to make your dreams of becoming a billionaire a reality. But u can't get on a plane and take a 2 hour flight to Chicago or New York and then from there drive to New Jersey. Do u really mean to tell me you are against a trip to Miami. Not to mention u not meeting with the Knicks in New York, pissed me off because you were in Avenue (NYC club) 3 days before free agency began. I hope u resign in Cleveland and never win a ring. Number 2, Sup Flash, I can see you wanting to make sure staying in Miami is the right thing for you, but let's not openly come out and say that the custody battle is the reason. Let's not use the family as an excuse for telling the fans of The Heat that your trying to bring free agent 1 and free agent 3 to join you in the Miami. Why not do like the King did and keep your mouth shut. But I do hope you land in Chicago, that would be better for you and your family. But I don't ever want to here you say a word about privacy. You put your family issues out there in the street, then there fair game. Free Agent number 3, CB4. I get it, the media is making a buck off of you, so you'll have some fun and try and get some coin out of it while your at it. I commend you on that. But there is a reason why teams are not going crazy and Toronto is not willing to give you that 6th year. You my friend are 2nd fiddle on no matter what team you go to. I hope you land on a good team and maybe even win a few rings, but in no way what so ever do I want to see the Raptors sign and trade to get you. You shit on them during this whole process and you think there going to help you. You young man need to learn about tack and business savey. In short, if you guys are done holding the Fans, the Media and the teams trying to pay you Hundreds of millions of dollars hostage, man up, make a choice, have long and fruitful careers.

Signed, A real fan of what's right and of the NBA. Chris Rock Glover